You don't get to have that body without literally hating the idea of eating. Just saying.

I too find these new "artisan" donuts kind of abhorrently decadent. Ate a bacon maple donut from Astro donuts in DC. Wasn't particularly good, and it made me want to throw my fatty-fat self in front of the metro for the rest of the day.

We'd be eating berliners.

Uh.. fuck yes!

Didn't really mean faking, it's just like a cultural striving to be as southern as possible.

Having lived in South Carolina near the border, and having traveled to Georgia frequently, I always thought the difference was Georgians seemed to really try to be Southern. South Carolinian's southern-ness was worn easily, like a skin. The accent was lilting and smooth. Georgians always sound like they're trying to…

Good Lord I am in favor of this! Our countrymen could use a reminder to not be so serious all the time.

I think I enjoy Hatesong maybe 5-10% of the time. Worst. Feature. Ever.

I need to take a shower after that, thanks.

It's not entirely surprising that 40% of the works were written by women. Serialized fiction was often looked down upon as entertainment for housewives. It's weird to think today, but a lot of Dickens work was seen as un-serious, pop literature at the time.

It's interesting how he seems to think few people would want to read about his struggles with fatherhood, responsibility, etc. when he's made a very successful career out of doing so. People don't just want to hear crass dick jokes all the time, I find Gaffigan really refreshingly positive and wholesome in a way that…

Isn't that in the article?

Snapchat would probably be a great way of communicating with your subordinates as a gang leader, just saying.

Something an insane gang leader might do: have a bunch of tattoos, some of which would inevitably be stupid.

Well… I like it anyways.

I could see this being actually scary in like fifteen years, easy.

And the licenses, dear God the licenses.

How do you make a film like National Treasure and not stay rich? No, I'm legitimately curious, cause I figure that's the kind of crap giant franchise movie that just makes you for life.

Better watch it, the reverse-racism crowd will get their overalls in a twist.

She called him a goddamn white kid. As in another goddamn white kid. That's not a personal insult, that's an expression of exasperation at the racially biased casting for a fictional character.