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90's minivan = really shitty car

When Maggie stopped being a person and started being Glenn's woman. That's when you started hating them.

Yeah, well, keep waiting. They literally could not kill zombies fast enough to clear the walls of their prison. It's never explained why. They killed like 20 zombies a minute between five of them and there were at most a hundred zombies at the fences. I would say it was the stupidest part of the show but it's got

I know right?? And yet would anyone find it unbelievable, if she was just like, "I want to get off."? There's a reason wars coincide with population booms. People are hot in a crisis.

True, it wasn't even like a, "I saw cracks in the ceiling and trusted blind luck." Kind of deal. She just shot the ceiling and assumed that it would collapse. My friends and I have been emptying a shotgun at a dead branch high up on a tree at one of their farms for ages now. Literally like years of sitting on this

And yet.. people are horny beings. It's one of the big flaws of this show. Beth and Daryl should have hooked up months ago for no other reason than that they are two attractive people who like each other's company in close proximity. We've been doing it forever we wouldn't stop because of a little danger. Same with

There does seem to be a disconnect. Why does Beth wear a sweater all the time? Because she's young and virginal. Why the hell else would you wear a sweater in Georgia at any time other than January-February.

Well put. She is now "Glenn's wife". She doesn't do anything dangerous, and when she does it's with Glenn next to her being the big strong man. I think it has to do with The Walking Dead's popularity in Asia. They needed him to be a "real man" to appeal to their vast Asian audience.

Good to know though.

Actually routine maintenance of tunnels is a very important task. I remember watching an end-of-the-world type show on Discovery, and they said without maintenance New York would collapse in on itself within a couple of years.

Do you read the Washington Post, cause I was just arguing with a Jack Straw about Rick Warren's piece on the Hobby Lobby lawsuit. Like five minutes ago.

The Last Airbender was a nerd crime. Apparently M. Night doesn't consider acting integral to making a movie.

Yeah you'd think they would just drive to Terminus when they found the sign that said, "Hey go to Terminus"

Animals seem to be smarter than the cast of the show. They see zombies and just run away. And they don't let some loud mouth-breather of a zombie sneak up behind them when they're in the middle of a field. The show has demonstrated game is plentiful, and crops are growing well. There is no logical reason to be a

Seriously. ITS A TUNNEL. It goes through a hill, CLIMB OVER THE HILL. This show uses stupidity as a plot device way too much.

Which is ridiculous considering the apparent surplus of game (rabbits, deer, dogs) and the fact that they are clearly successfully growing food. One lone psychopath cannibal I can see, a whole group of them? Ridiculous.

Cardigans: the official ladies' garment of the zombie apocalypse.

But then we wouldn't have stupidly manufactured dramatic tension, which is the lifeblood of this show. If people acted intelligently, they would have closed their doors at night in the prison, like people do now without the threat of zombies. They also would have had guards do their duty in the guard towers, with a

If Daryl and Beth get together, and Eugene and Abraham keep being hilarious, this season, whatever it's flaws, will have fixed some major issues with the show. I understand they are all busy surviving, but the, "OMG life is so brutal lets all sit around and brood," act is so old. I mean they are years into the zombie