Kurt Busiek's Superman: Secret Identity is up there with All Star Superman and Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow.

Wasn't this previously called Six Degrees of Black Sabbath?

I hope it's also going to be on Hulu, because I'd like to watch it.

Will the smirking be implied, or will it have pictures?!

Wait just a minute..! Can it be? This looks like… *gasp*… a big piece of shit!

Benny Schwaaaaaaaaaaaz in House of Pies!

I stand by my earlier statement. She's the beth.

I'm looking forward to voting for Bernie in the primaries and for the Democratic candidate in the general election, because I'd like to put off the end of the world for a few more years.

Yeah. I couldn't justify paying money for his pacing. There's more good stuff than I have time to read, and I couldn't excuse his work anymore. Don't be sad. He got hundreds of dollars from me over the years. I'm all done.

I like Miles. I just can't spend money on Bendis comics anymore. I've tried, and I just can't.

The new Marvel solicitations came out for February and there's no sign of Black Panther #1 or Black Widow #1. Not to be overdramatic, but why even bother living, exactly?

The Nation of Islam and Scientology are forming a pact. That sounds like the beginning of a joke, but it's an actual thing.

I guarantee he leaves the same comment on clips he finds on PornHub.

He's not in anyone's children, he just likes to say that.

MANSON

A lot of people make fun of Phil Collins, but none of those people have bothered to write as many great songs as Phil Collins has.

Clearly this list could have been three times as long, but man, I'm surprised the Indian Cave episode of Punky Brewster didn't make the cut. One of the creepiest things I ever saw.

This is good if you're into perfect geniuses.

Ha ha! What?

She's funny and adorable and everybody worth a goddamn loves her very much.