I think she's adorable and hilarious. So I'm pretty stoked to be as right as you are wrong.

I used to own a record store in Northern California. Back when I had the store, maybe ten years ago, he walked in, immediately went to the "R" section of our CDs (I can only assume to look for "Red House Painters"), found nothing bearing his name, and left. That amused me.

Dressed like a dream dreamt by Lola magazine, baby, you were born to be seen.

I really just don't like this guy. Is that weird?

I would love to hear Bill Cosby attempt to pronounce the word "exculpated."

Hickman's Avengers felt like such a slog, with occasional moments of brilliance, I'm left hoping Secret Wars justifies it all. Issue #2 shows a ton of promise, and I can't wait for the Aaron/Sprouse Thors series. Feels like it might be a Marvel Universe version of Alan Moore's Top Ten, which isn't a bad thing at all.

God bless Hugh Laurie. It'll be painful waiting a week for more.

Nicest man in show business.

"Day. Bidet."

I love David Letterman.

Seth was a good fit for Weekend Update, even without looking at what it's become without him there. And he wrote good sketches for SNL… A lot of the jokes in that Clinton/Palin sketch still land. I will agree that he doesn't look at all comfortable on his late night show.

Ironically, you need a psychiatrist.

Your failure to see any differences (outside of age) between Christianity and Scientology does not mean there are no differences. It means you need to read more before you can speak with any authority.

I tried finding a community near me, but there's just this enormous, expensive building with no more than two people in it at any given time. And their eyes… their eyes look dead. Is that the sort of community you mean, Holden Martinson?

After going to the Scientology website, do you think it's then worthwhile to Google "Scientology", to get other perspectives? Have you ever done so?

Topher's not in. Ashton's not in. Danny and Laura sure are.

I have a newfound respect for Jennifer Garner.

Just want to make clear (ahem) that Armisen is not, and never has been, in the cult. He just tried being married to Elizabeth Moss for a little while, is all. The idea of a comedian being married to a Scientologist is a mindblower for me. To spend your life making fun of absurd shit, and then coming home to someone…

Yeah, you think you made a great point, but you only think that because you don't know much about Scientology.

Tambor says he's not in.