He's funny. His friends are funny. Maybe this'll be funny..?

You take that back. Letterman is a legend.

Jesus, this looks pretty. I hate the idea behind Secret Wars, but if it produces spinoffs that look as good as this… I'll buy the spinoffs. Just the ones that look as good as this. I'm not a lunatic.

The Franco Roast seemed a step in the right direction… A man can dream.

If the entire dais is nothing but smart, funny people who legitimately loathe Bieber and don't care about his feelings, it'll be fantastic. Not in a "you roast the ones you love" way, but in a "seriously, man, fuck you" way.

It occurs to me that the Fallon/Fey, Fey/Poehler, Poehler/Meyers eras were joyful things. Those people seemed glad to be behind the desk. They genuinely appeared to be having fun. Jost/Che come off like kids being made to eat their greens.

Wait just a minute..!

As a sucker for faithful P.G. Wodehouse adaptations, I'll be watching this.

I feel like Lorne, now the producer of the Tonight Show, wouldn't want to promote Jimmy Fallon's new competitor with a big ratings hosting gig on Saturday night. Which is a shame, because I also feel like Colbert would be incredible on SNL.

I'm going to cover my ears and pout about this Beatles thing he said, but we're right on the same page about the dumb ol' Doors, Lou! So that's cool, right?

What was the lead paint situation back then?

Alias is a show about a spy.

I trust Marvel will have the good sense to know that Peter Parker's parents are the least interesting thing about him.

Miyazawa was Alphona's usual substitute during the Runaways days. Like you, I hope Alphona comes back soon, but I'm never bummed to see Miyazawa art, and anything that reminds me of Runaways is a good thing.

Imagine this same sketch if they hadn't been able to get any of these actors, and were only able to get Screech and Lisa Turtle. MUCH FUNNIER. MUCH, MUCH HARDER TO WATCH.

A shame they missed the opportunity to have Benny Schwaz weepingly looking through the church window as the one that got away… gets away.

Hanks, Petty, and Hiddleston all seem really cool. The rest of your list needs the attention of a strong editor.

I'm half excited!

well well well

I've got no problem with them putting Howard the Duck in movies again, but the character design at the end of GoG was truly ugly, and it's a shame that Seth Green was chosen for the voice.