The earth says "shut the fuck up."

They say these things always happen in 95's.

It's a shame we never got to hear her do a cover of Larry Gatlin & The Gatlin Brothers Band's "Midnight Choir (Mogen David)" where she replaced "Mogen David" with "crack."

He's 67 now, make that 633. I'm a literature guy, math's not my strong suit.

When Keith Richards finally dies 637 years from now, he'll be in the 700 Club.