They need to get food from somewhere. Only hippies eat flax.

Book purists can blame D&D for everything.

You mean like repeating the same sentence dozens of times while moping and looking at turtles?

The books will probably be considered more or less canon up to the end of ADwD, and the show from then on because I doubt the books will ever be finished.

Yeah, nothing's more enjoyable than the dialogue of "I'm just a young girl of blah" and "Where do whores go" over and over again for a thousand pages. Definitely Grade A dialogue George [Pirate Sound] Martin has there.

Ilyn Payne's actor is dead (or dying) so he got a pass. She already killed Meryn Trant, so he's off the list. And were Biter and Rorge ever on the show list? Oh, and Joffrey's dead, so he's off the list too.

Jon, he's only dancing.

But does Yara actually sound like Arya? Yeah, they're anagrams, but the "Y" in Yara has more of a "J" sound (or at least a German/Latiny "J" sound) whereas the "Y" in Arya has an "i" sound. Also, Yara starts with a consonant and then opens up (every syllable is open) whereas Arya starts with a vowel in a closed…

I don't know, I never heard of no "mayor."

I assumed it was because Davos understood the dire predicament at the wall re: ice zombies and Jon was the only fellow at the wall aside from the Wildlings who took the issue seriously. That is at least a decent reason for him to want Jon back (aside from the plot necessitating it). Admittedly, the show could have…

I had thought the last book showed that George [pirate sound] Martin was lost in his own work. The decade long gap that seems optimistic for the space between books also suggests Mr. [pirate sound] Martin is lost.

The problem with Let's Play celebrities is that a lot of them aren't adding substance to the game. They're shouting and laughing over the content. They're also not the people who are best at playing video games. They're average people recording themselves playing video games while also being really damn annoying.

I'm surprised that there are no mentions of Black Pear Tree EP, especially the title track and "Thank You Mario but Our Princess is in Another Castle," both of which are amazing tracks. I suppose maybe they don't count as Mountain Goats tracks, since it was a collaboration between the Mountain Goats and Kaki King,…