How does anyone even think "New big budget Spider-man movie? Get me the directors of Nacho Libre and Napoleon Dynamite on the phone!" There has to be an interesting and endearingly quirky story there. At the moment, I can't think of any stranger person to be on a shortlist for a Spider-man movie… John Waters maybe?

Hey! Betty speaks Italian!

Only ten more episodes until I catch up with Mad Men.

he should have gone further with that mannaquin