haha yeah, never mind. Your opinions on what other people should feel distraught about are important, thoughtful, and relevant.

Hey no problem, man. I always like to help a brother be less unbearable!

Alright then, what's a procedure with similar level of invasiveness? Assuming it's not a chemical abortion, which certainly makes you physically feel like shit but is not actually invasive, you're essentially sticking something into someone without an incision. A biopsy, then, is more invasive than an abortion, as is…

I think the question you should be asking here, misterseize, is whether you think getting an abortion should be taken more seriously than getting, say, a prostate exam or putting on a condom. One's about the same level as invasive, the other prevents a baby from happening.

Yeah I guess it's weird that you're giving women comedians any sort of monopoly on old, completely played out jokes and premises. I mean just off the top of my head on the male side of things we've got Dane Cook, Jeff Dunham, Carlos Mencia, the entire Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Jerry Seinfeld, and I'm gonna stop here…

I mean it's not off-limits, but it makes you sound like a dick.

Oh hey dude while you were out we came to the consensus that women can be funny and that they have different jokes and styles of jokes.

Wait Wait Don't Tell Me seems like it's designed to justify every stereotype Fox News has about NPR.

Then why even mention the airsoft gun?

Sure, whatever, you're using the dictionary definition of racism claiming to be equally offended at all intances of it.

But yeah, how come MINORITIES get all the juicy discrimination?!? How come I, a straight, white, able-bodied, upper-middle class male, spent an hour trying to unlock my car with a wire hanger downtown and didn't even get a second look, but a brown guy with a toy sword gets shot in the back multiple times?

Go back to reddit, ya turd

Thank goodness SOMEBODY is here to defend white males! Lord knows how they've suffered.

At least they had the foresight to make sure there was a canon ending, though. Although I would have loved to see the episode where either they had an Armageddon, Michael Bay homage (hopefully the first and last time those words are ever put together) or an episode where everyone just silently contemplates their own…

What I really want out of an X-Men game is a multiplayer where you an not only choose the characters/powers but have them have tangible strategic/complementary differences

Yeah, I can definitely get behind that.

oh man, I knew I was getting that from somewhere. I skipped last season out of rage.

Does anyone else see a parallel between Troy and Abed and Calvin and Hobbes? It's not a perfect match, as Abed doesn't have the self-orientation of a 6-year-old, but in terms of the characters' interaction with their imaginations and each other, it's oddly close. What really cemented the idea for me was the use of…

no dude, she was just a lesbian.

I  hereby rate this joke dumb.