Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Pretty sure you're thinking of "Catcher in the Rye".

"Digging for Fire" - The Pixies

Not really, unless I was with a chick and we drank a bunch of those Monster energy drinks and had an awful dry hump session while I was trying to drive through the Mojave. Those are the circumstances under which Detachable Penis is road trippin' music. Otherwise, Claire's mixtape is good.

King Missile
Detachable Penis on repeat for 7 fucking hours is my all time road trip mixtape. Just thought you should know.

Amen.

So she is Artemis from Always Sunny?

Pachyderm

You should have ejaculated on your keys. Stars of CBS crime procedurals would surely find them for you.

I like money.

change my pants while you're at it because when I saw this, i messed mine too. NIN is great.

It was great, its crack, it gets you really fucking high.

Buzzkill
Patrick Swayze RIP

PHANTOMS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!
::terrorist fist-jabs the rev::

Ween
Just thought it would be appropriate for me to return to this article and comment on it. Love this band!

Meester, Meester!

Don't you mean "FAIL Train Home"?

If Mandy Patinkin was a horse

If only Mandy Patinkin were a horse…

I'm sure no one understands the nuances of Mexican drug ballads better than you, Tom Delay.