Was anybody else hoping for a Christian Bale meltdown from Abed or Troy?

It is true.  He's the Necromancer and Smaug.

and made of kittens

This may sound weird, but I think he would've made a really good Anakin Skywalker.

It may still find a home on cable.

Maybe David Cross' character is actually a bond company stooge.

I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life!

Our hero, a big stinky cheater.

I remember when something similar to this happened to Queen Elizabeth II and she was much cooler about it. http://history1900s.about.c…

Because of how many horror films I've seen, I absolutely refuse to walk into empty rooms and ask if anyone is in there.

Please don't tell anyone how I live

Wearing the AIDS ribbons also means you might alienate people who are pro-aids. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It appears as if the rocks were thrown from inside the hive.

Doesn't she know that she can just bully men into sex with insults consisting of the words "jerk" and "turkey."

I don't know how many times I've seen Hot Fuzz, but just realized the last time that he had a cameo in it.

If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will.

They mention the pond jumping. I don't think men will ever truly understand the awesomeness of that scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I was hoping he was going to say "grill me a cheese"

Like in the Sixth Sense. You find out that the dude in that hair piece the whole time? That's Bruce Willis…the whole movie.

Didn't that happen in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I remember it in the book where two missiles are headed toward the ship over Magrathea and the narrator interrupts to explain exactly what's going to happen. He didn't want to add to anyone's stress.