Hey guys, who wants to get together for some boardgames? Maybe a deeply moving, emotionally grueling experience about the horrors of war?

Dudes are eternal, bro.

Microwave? You mean toaster, right?

I have a very strong belief that the majority of the outrage is because it's being presented as a 'new and improved' version of the old movie, and for many people there's nothing TO improve.

X-MEN: Alpaca lips.

She doesn't read EVERYTHING, that's just asinine.

When exactly was it established that everyone in the Village was a former spy or operative?

It would have been (nice? poetic? touching?) if, while Wylis was slurring "Hold the door" into "Hodor" in the past, real-time Hodor was actually able to enunciate "Hold the door."

Technically the "dragon queen emerging from flames" versus "dead prostitute strung up and pierced with arrows" ratio is 2:1.

Or Rhythm Spanker

I have a bad feeling about this…

I have a fear that the possession bit isn't a subplot; it's THE plot.

Ol' Jack is an official Blue Blaze Irregular, after all…

KOMMER SNART!

I first saw Brian Stelfreeze's work in a little independent comic called CyCops … jesus, I'm thinking it was like 20 years ago. Loved his work then but only ever saw kind of sporadic output from him. Awesome to see his name here.

Mostly this sounds like a mistake.

Still a little pretentious, but in a sincere French sort of way.

TOO MUCH EYE CONTACT.

"Lord Howland Reed (father to Meera and Jojen, who we haven’t seen on screen before)"

Very valid points, and I'd actually agree with all of this. While reading Kick-Ass I frequently wondered if it was supposed to be funny. I think I mostly kept going in a sort of can't-look-away sense.