Donal Logue? Count me out.

We had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you.

That's right? Shit, I guess I do want to read this. Thanks!

Why isn't everyone referring to Micheal as 'Sideshow Bob?' My god, that hair had to go.

The tattoos are not in the book, but Mazer is described as half-Maori, and Kingsley's tattoos are Maori-style (ta moko).

Michael Rapaport, sexy?
*head asplode*

From the overhead shot it sure looked like he left the 'dagger' behind.

I've read several things that indicate the same, that he's a really nice kid and he apparently apologizes to the other actors after they do scenes because he has to behave like such a horrible little cunt.
 
I would certainly like to see something less predictable evolve for his character, but considering what he's been…

And now she'll be reborn as the buxom human incarnation of the Goddess of Tits & Wine! A wanton avatar of good times, showing up in every scene and rubbing her boobs on everyone.
 
I know that's not in the books, but her character was invented for the show anyway, right? What's one more little addition?

I'm very sad they killed Ros. Best tits in Westeros.

OH MY LORD.
 
A) I love candy corn. One of my favorite candies. I'm shocked and saddened by all the hate in here.
B) There are some varieties of differently-flavored candy corn, but the most common flavor is marshmallow, not honey. The ingredients to make candy corn are sugar, corn syrup, water and marshmallow.

OH MY LORD.
 
A) I love candy corn. One of my favorite candies. I'm shocked and saddened by all the hate in here.
B) There are some varieties of differently-flavored candy corn, but the most common flavor is marshmallow, not honey. The ingredients to make candy corn are sugar, corn syrup, water and marshmallow.

Does exact dialogue lifted from the original movie not count as a 'real link?'
 
Also, boobs +1.

Does exact dialogue lifted from the original movie not count as a 'real link?'
 
Also, boobs +1.

Nitpick, but…Todd, you can't roll a 'perfect 0 percent' on two dice. Percentile rolls generate a number between 1 and 100 - when both dice come up zero that's actually 100.

"Profoundest" instead of "most profound?"
 
Not saying it's wrong, just saying it's a bit painful to the ear.

Is there a different definition of 'shirtless' that I'm not aware of?

That's an interesting idea. But… Western Pennsylvania?
 
FWIW, Jack Burton was actually included in the script for another movie (which was never made) - Buckaroo Banzai vs The World Crime League.

Ditto a vote for 'Best Movie Ever Made.'

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