"Don't you give away my secrets!" - X the Anonymous Man or Woman

" Oh how I wish I was." - @avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus

"COMMUNITY SUCKS!" - COMMUNITY SUCKS!

" this week i finished lolita and i started gravity's rainbow. gravitys rainbow is nuts." - @avclub-eaff9f19dbfd5c5a5807b5dbfa656ec9:disqus

"Oh, well, I SUPPOSE, but that would be like saying V was topical because it had the lizard aliens in it…I guess it's technically true but I never thought of it that way." - Baramos

"An American Werewolf in Paris 
When I saw this in theaters the damn print broke in the final reel. There was like 7 minutes left. It took half an hour to fix. Half an hour to find out the last 7 minutes could not save the preceding 98." - john truckosaur

"Of course I've seen Werewolves on Wheels. At this point, it would be hard for you to name a werewolf movie I haven't seen (apart from, say, An American Werewolf in Paris, which I refuse to see out of principle)." - @avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus

"Also not worth the celluloid it was printed on: An American Werewolf in Paris.

"Invoking An American Werewolf In Paris is the perfect way to make sure I never tune in, ever." - @avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus

"I think he's some type of omniscient being." - reuelb5427

"An American Werewolf in London was one of the very frst DVDs I bought. That film is one of my favourites, and really is a horror/comedy classic." - unicyclistperiscopes

"show of hands: who got clued in to the (alleged) lack of a santa claus because of this film?" - @avclub-3da678392d5ac1ff456fe6e06354fdef:disqus

"You have no idea…." - @avclub-eede55069a8d3430b54730901f49c230:disqus

"The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and…

"(Everything I do) I do it for you!" -  K. Thrace

"Nope." - @avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus

"Daffodil." - @Scrawler2:disqus

"Aaw." - @avclub-f0063baac3d62f59a0f27e4e9a29471a:disqus

"Argo fuck yourself." - Reginald VelJohnson

"He was born ready. He's Ron fucking Swanson." - Barnitosupreme