I think it looks pretty good…

You're not my supervisor!

What a crafty consumer.

Did you know that Gogurt is just yogurt?

And John… Paul?

5. The Sixth Day: The opening scene takes place during an XFL game, presumably decades after the XFL folded.

The Firm: six seasons and a movie! And they already have the movie!

Whoever did the orchestrations for Camp Town Races is brilliant.

You forgot about Rugrats!!!

No it's not like Horse! Pffft!

I have five words for you: Jackovasaurs, Jackovasaurs, Jackovasaurs, Jackovasaurs, Jackovasaurs.

Can Katy Perry get the elusive sweep of Best TV Comedy Guest Star, Best Animated Voice, and Best Song? I'm on the edge of my seat!

If any episode of this show merits an A, it's this one, so the only explanation for its B+ must be that it is being judged on the same curve as Community, Arrested Development, and 30 Rock. I am going to go back through every episode of this show to figure out what episodes could possibly be considered better than…

I was very disappointed by the plotline with Pierce's father. Pierce works as a side character or a foil, but when he is the protagonist of a plotline they can't figure out how to strike a balance between his negative qualities and the sympathy they want to inspire. The relationship between Pierce and his father was…

That actually makes sense. Why would he tell the kids about all these amazing girls that he dated but broke up with? Because they needed to understand the depths of desperation to which he had sunk in order to end up with the slutty pumpkin. I love it!

"Find 100 fans of the show, ask them to list the Ten Best Episodes ever, and watch 100 different lists emerge."
That's ridiculous. Everybody knows that the best South Park episode of all time is Jackovasours.

1. Because we pay him too much.
2. The Vineyard, obviously. The Hamptons are soooo crowded.
3. We don't worry about that, because we own the government.