I tried to pay attention to Philphil's final performance, but I was distracted by how he was rubbing his thigh through the whole song.

I like the inspirational message behind the voice. It's great to know that after years or even decades of toiling away in obscurity, these artists are finally getting the opportunity to own a Kia Sorento.

David Cook
He's always come across as a bit of a phony, but he (or whoever manages him) has some seriously excellent taste in guitars. I want that 12-string Firebird he was playing.

Beyonce's excruciatingly long intro
Is that in her rider or something? That Ryan Seacrest must heap praises upon her for at least 400 seconds before she'll appear onscreen?

Pretty sure other other guy (apple something) is Filipino. Taboo should be upgraded to other guy since I can actually remember his name.

Jazz
Is the original black transformer, Jazz, in any of the movies? I only remember him from the cartoon movie, but he seemed like a positive role model for young black robots.

After First Blood, Cop Land is the best thing Stallone's ever done.