And then: hemlock!

If you don't have a Blu-ray player, you don't like movies very much.

I bought a lovely bootleg Greendale shirt well before NBC offered any merch at all, so I guess I'll stick with that.

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! OH, DAMN YOU! GODDAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Seems like he could make more if he didn't have to split it four ways. But I'm sure Sharon ran the math.

LET ME SEE YOUR FUCKING CIGARETTE LIGHTERS!

At what point did Jay-Z fail to make it clear that he enjoys making money?

I like to think it's her tribute to Susannah Hoffs in the "Walk Like an Egyptian" video.

So my wife apparently heard Mindy Kaling's bit about men taking a long time to put on their shoes and started going on about how that is so very true. This was news to me, as I don't recall ever taking more than a few seconds to put my shoes on, pretty much ever since the day some 30-odd years ago when I first learned…

I'M COMEEEEEENG!!!

Dunno which copy of 'Incredibad' he's looking at, but under "Like a Boss" mine says "Produced by Rick tha Ruler" and has a writing credit for "A. Banks." What does he want, a biscuit?

What's this baseball thing?

I liked it much better than the original, which was itself pretty darn good.

Side by side, Kirstin Dunst and Joe Giorno would look like a local TV news anchor team.

"A thrill-a-minute feast for the eyes!" — The A.V. Club 

Personally, my cat evinces no interest whatsoever in accomplishing anything on my behalf. But then, she doesn't wear boots.

Is that stud coming?

'Spirits of the Dead' FTW

You know what ain't bad? "A Song for a Son."

"Expressway To Yr Lawyer"