I still follow his instructions: "A Manhattan you shake to foxtrot time, a Bronx to two-step time, a dry martini you always shake to waltz time." 

All the 'Apes' movies are in an endlessly looping timeline, so I'd say continuity is always fungible.

FREDDY "THE BEADLE" BARNES!

We can't help but wonder: How big is Liam Neeson's cock?

MORTON KONDRACKE!

TUSK!

Fine, tell us about your band.

I was 12, and she drop-kicked me ever so sweetly through the goalposts of puberty.

If any piece of art requires the presence of an unexpected twist to be worth enjoying …
… it's probably not that great anyway. I enjoy a good twist, but if a movie falls apart upon the second viewing it was subpar to begin with.

Dammit, I am not going to ask about your band.

As O'Neal grows bolder, he grows stronger.

Listen to the Bugle instead. Sometimes he sings! Maybe too often!

A fair point, well made.

I'll never see this movie one way or another, but I do appreciate it when reviewers make note of the quality of the 3-D, especially as regards the dimness of it. I actually think the format has potential, but it's being smothered in the crib by sloppy execution.

Hip does not equal hop.

I enjoy the pretension, although they're insufferable when the subject is academia itself — as it is with unaccountable frequency.

first 'The Love Guru,' and now this
John Oliver's movie career is not working out as I'd hoped.

O'Neal is demonstrating a great knack for obits, which is why I suspect him of MURDER.

Also a valid response to the question "Where did the bee land?"

Anytime I say Pearl Jam is my favorite band I fully expect for an army of hipsters to rise up and tell me how lame I am.