A fair point well made.

OK, Internet, I'm gonna need a couple of .gifs
One of Eddie blinking at David Lynch, and one of him crashing into the monitors.

As a Kevin Smith apologist
Please, AV Club, I'm begging you, stop running news items about him. Seeing the instant unceasing hategasm that every item inspires is just depressing.

I love 'In the Evening,' but that's fucking funny.

"Spare Parts" is maybe my favorite Springsteen song. That is all.

Screw this
I'm still waiting for the Captain Save-a-Ho movie.

You could attempt to be more wrong, but it would be impossible.

I'm going to give it to 'Presence,' if only for the surplus of synthesizers on 'In Through the Out Door.'

MIKE RUTHERFORD TURNS IT ON AGAIN, AND BY "IT" I MEAN A MURDEROUS RAGE

"Mr. Cash, have you been drinking? Please step out of the car and walk this line."

ESCAPED TIGER SNAPS INTO SLIM JIM PHANTOM

MIKE INEZ REMINDS YOU THAT HE ISN'T THE BASS-PLAYING MIKE FROM ALICE IN CHAINS WHO DIED, HE'S THE OTHER ONE

JOHN CALE SOMETHING SOMETHING HEROIN

ADAM CLAYTON FORGETS FIRE

STING CAUGHT IN STING

CHRIS SQUIRE CHARGED WITH ILLEGALLY OWNING LONELY HEART

"Siberian Khatru"
Still my favorite Yes song, and I still don't know what a "khatru" is. Pretty sure Jon Anderson just made it up.

Actually, I was expecting this to sound more like 'Drama' than it does — but I guess that record got a lot of its juice from being forced to toughen up after the punk thing happened.

Agreed.

I've never actually encountered a Beady Eye fan before.