Yeah, you can't really go back to the editor and say, "I don't have the interview because he was a dick and I told him to get the fuck out."

@staeuouv: Just generalizing. Point stands, I think.

Tell 'em, Steve-Dave!

Not so fast: http://tinyurl.com/24vrjp4

Van Morrison
I interviewed Van once and found him every bit as difficult as his reputation would suggest. He basically refused to accept the premise of literally any question, no matter what it was. Then he got pissed off after the story was published because I referred to him in the intro as "stubborn."

This is the only instance in which I have ever been pro-Bush.

Same cinematographer (Dave Klein) that he's used since 'Clerks.'

Ass to ass!

There is no apostrophe. Fuck your apostrophe!

For those who sound like they're just about to rock, but then never do, leaving you disappointed, we salute you.

Complete idiot or fake complete idiot?

Best: "Leave"

Is Eddie Dean the same dude who was masturbating about Anne Hathaway?

I love it, but yeah, it's too long. Nice problem to have, though.

The band whose influence I blame for the music I absolutely detest more than any other is in fact my favorite band, Pearl Jam. Without them there is no Creed or Staind, and they'll have to live with that for the rest of their lives.

WPP.

(Cue "You've succeeded" snark.)

I'm going to bore everyone with another list.

Awesome line, second only to "Sheen told Alex Jones that he was essentially Col. Kurtz in Apocalypse Now, which we guess means his dad is coming to kill him with a machete while some villagers symbolically slaughter a water buffalo."

TUSK!