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3. Weep for humanity

Chris Brown
When Andrew "Dice" Clay hosted SNL back in the day, Nora Dunn refused to be on the show and Sinead O'Connor canceled her planned musical performance — and he was just a misogynist. I had kinda hoped against hope that some female cast member would make a public stink about having to share the stage with a…

Put your makeup on, fix your butt up pretty
And meet me tonight in Atlantic City

phone books
Does anyone actually use them anymore?

I interviewed Stephen Baldwin once. Very nice fellow, but out of his fucking mind.

The guy who wrote 'A Clockwork Orange' makes a great Tracy Jordan stand-in!

'Godfather III' works better if you think of it the way Coppola had intended — as an epilogue to the first two movies rather than a full-on sequel. He wanted to call it 'The Death of Michael Corleone' to emphasize that, but the studio insisted otherwise. Doesn't make it a great movie, but still.

This is the sort of thing up with which I shall not put.

"Am I Evil," if the recent past is any guide.

I preferred
'Hard To Watch: Based on the Book "Stone Cold Bummer" by Manipulate.'

Sure would be nice to see some more Viva Bianca nakedness. She's yummy.

What about Kate Vernon?

That's the way! Give no quarter!

The extended cuts on the 'Blood and Sand' DVD are chock full of dicks. They should have slapped on a sticker that said NOW WITH 50% MORE COCK.

It's Like, You Know …
One of my favorite shows of the '90s. I keep pulling for Evan Handler to get really popular (or for Jennifer Grey to get really popular again) in hopes that they'll put it out on DVD to cash in.

Nabin clearly wanted nothing more than to not have to write about '30 Rock,' so his absence is fine by me.

dammit, dammit, dammit
It's not the "Country Music Awards," it's the "Country Music Association Awards." That's why we call it the "CMA Awards" for short. These things are important to us here in Nashville, you know.

Judas!

I'm always pleasantly surprised at how many people here like Pearl Jam.

Intolerable Air
I'm sure I would have been more taken aback by Clooney's speech in 'Up in the Air' if he hadn't done almost precisely the same scene in 'Intolerable Cruelty.' I didn't buy it either time — no matter how overpowering their sudden revelations, both of those characters are smart enough to know they…