Dammit
Are we going to be making apocalypse jokes for the next two years?

I think it's underrated. I always enjoy the snarky way he hits "LOVE! I don't get enough of it." Nonetheless, Nicki eats his lunch a few seconds later.

Nobody's asking you to cook a whole goddamn pig!

Aloha "Moonless March"

The Memorials "We Go to War"

OH SHIT WHAT THE?

The voices have returned! Nooooooo!

gah
My wife watches these things all damn day. It's like she's receiving coded instructions from a cult leader or something.

For fuck's sake, I'M NOT SAYING THEY SHOULD HAVE JOKED ABOUT IT. Learn to read.

I'm not saying there should have been a sketch about it, I'm suggesting that Carrey (in his monologue or during the good-nights) might have taken a moment to acknowledge that it was a sad day, that comedy has a role to play during times of tragedy, etc., etc.

Run from the little bald man, Lola!

Soooo….
Are we OK with the fact that they didn't make even a cursory acknowledgment of the events in Arizona yesterday? Or would that have been worse than pretending it didn't happen?

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

You'd be surprised.

Nope. We have to share the basement with our neighbors (it's a duplex), so I never really put anything down there. The washer and dryer, water heater and all the ductwork had to be replaced, which took weeks, but at least I didn't have to do it myself. The houses across the road were just a few feet lower than ours…

"dispiriting massacre of women and children"
Has there ever been a massacre of women and children that wasn't dispiriting?

I live in Nashville. My basement was flooded almost up to the ceiling. Luckily I'm a renter, so my landlady had to cope with the damage.

Don't you understand? A fictional baby is dead!

Marge, it takes two to lie - one to lie, and one to listen.

I'll have to refer you to my lawyer, Jack Mahogoff.