Two and a Half Men

How about, "Girl, you couldn't bite my wire"?

hey guess what?
Sex is on fire, and I'm the king of Leona Lewis.

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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I'm crazy!

We know you haven't listened to it, Leonard!

I shouted out, "Who killed Run-DMC?"
When after all it was you and me

How could Frank Sinatra have sung "New York, New York"? He was from fuckin' Hoboken!

I have been described as "deep-album cute." People come up to me and they're like, "You're as cute as 'Territorial Pissings' or 'The Crunge.'"

Finally, I've been granted permission to be as cynical as I want.

If so, did I remember to wish an imaginary disease on that person?

There's no way Neil Diamond isn't inducted by Robbie Robertson.

It's a fact: every half an hour someone's captured.

Kids in the Hall reference
Please don't bring that up. A friend of mine tormented me for years by, without warning, attempting at random moments to claim my chest in the name of Spain.

And "Ten" by Pearl Jam.

Porn leads the way in technological development: VHS, downloading, DVD, Blu-Ray and on and on. As long as it's the one thing people absolutely don't mind spending a little money on as long as they don't have to walk into a store to get it, it shall be thus.

Every show should have a lesbian subplot. Or two!

"Jimmy and I could never be made because we had Irish blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was Sicilian."

Great show or greatest show ever?

Cuckolding.