Abed, is that you?

Please stop calling me "Todd."

The 'Office' porn parody is actually not bad — the lead, Ashlynn Brooke, has startlingly good comic timing. The '30 Rock' one is horrifying, unless you've always wanted to see a in full Frank Rossitano getup fucking.

Just make sure you follow @AnniesB00bs (with zeros instead of o's), not @AnniesBoobs. That's right, some person does a fake Twitter feed for an imaginary monkey.

Oh, shit. That was Uncle Mustache? The one who took me to the movies in exchange for …. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I stand corrected. "Snough" is when you sneeze and cough at the same time (or at least it sounds like you do).

Dogs don't have pockets to carry wallets in, duh. And then once they get to the theater they can't reach the box office.

Gene Shalit is a real person?
I thought he was my childhood imaginary friend.

"Tits Grande" wins, but only after April grudgingly nods to acknowledge that she is, indeed, Tits Grande.

Repeatedly referring to something you write as "respectful" doesn't make it respectful.

I didn't think I'd ever be the kind of asshole who gripes about unregistered comments, but yeah, they need to go.

I was worried about it last season, but they've done a very effective course correction.

You should demand your money back!

It's garbled, but as far as I can tell it's "That just made me snough, yo!"

Letterman used to say it a lot.

I knew a girl named Chasity once. I wonder if the lack of a "t" in the middle doomed her to be a giant slut. Which she was.

I found that character turn entirely believable. I was not sure what Todd was on about there.

If you're not streets ahead, you're streets behind.

the Kanye meme
Could we bring it back? Just for a little while? It was one of the best memes of all time! One of the best OF ALL TIME!

What do you hate more, Taylor Swift or apostrophes?