Remind me again; which one was the bad one?

And now commences the "Joel or Mike" argument re: who was the better Hitler.

Just repeat to yourself it's just a reboot, you should really just relax.

Now that's what I call Premium Content!

The lowest setting is "just show me pictures of cats." The highest setting is "casual acquaintances express their political opinions."

All I can offer is that you're here, right? This place exists, right? And generally, when you're going about your video gaming day, you're not encountering the kind of people who send you running for reassurance, right? Maybe I'm being hopelessly naive, but I find that often, the people making the most noise and…

I'm pretty sure this isn't how you play thumb war, Jack.

I'm pretty sure this isn't how you play thumb war, Jack.

Of course they're happy.  Who wouldn't be after watching a famous actress take a dump on the dance floor?

Of course they're happy.  Who wouldn't be after watching a famous actress take a dump on the dance floor?

Mythmaking for self-satisfied sociopaths?  Why, this sounds like the perfect vehicle for Tom Cr—oh.

Mythmaking for self-satisfied sociopaths?  Why, this sounds like the perfect vehicle for Tom Cr—oh.