I eat remakes for breakfast
And right now I am very hungry.

This is his brain's way of saying: "Your penis called, it wants you to know it hates you."

VH1 is footing any and all medical bills related to Bret Michaels.

Brett Michael is the new me?

Come on, guys, I have the goo!

Honestly, I thought the bleeping of the speech at the end was Comedy Central's way of saying, "Hey, we know we bleeped the shit out of the episode, and covered up Mohammed throughout, all in response to threats, but this last part we're gonna bleep because it's just ridiculous at this point."