You can stop at the headline for most of them.

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Punk rock, just like a Subaru Impreza. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Stay cranky, Jonathan. Stay cranky.

Home of the best words.

The fuck?! Franzen was on Jeopardy?! Too good for Oprah but he went on a game show?!

Picking up something good….

Facebook has turned into (more of) a cesspool ever since they started that Trending thing. I'm glad they killed some Glenn Beck bullshit before it entered my feed and wish they'd just kill the whole damn thing.

Yeah, I missed those. Just a bunch of yammering on about t-shirts and shit like that.

He was great as a correspondent on The Daily Show, better than he is on his own show.

No idea why people thought this podcast was funny. Not being an asshole, just genuinely mystified.

When it's dumb pop, people complain it's dumb. When a pop musician gets ambitious, people complain she's rising above her station.

But he's a self-aware irresponsible asshole, therefore he's very clever!

Was thinking this was going to be a he-said she-said type thing until I read the phrase "super sexy sandwich." You know that only the RHCPs could say something as shitty as that. Sounds like the shittiest of shitty RHCP songs.

Extraneous comma. Minimalist points subtracted.

This guy kills me just by saying "Aviato."

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Holy shit, Andy Richter though!

Dhani grinning like an idiot as Prince leans backward off the stage is the best part of the clip. He knew it was in tribute.

They should be uncomfortable. Getting salty because Steve Miller didn't know who they are… I didn't know who they were at first either because I thought they were a White Stripes side project of some sort.