Seriously. "Dad rock" is actually shit like the Cure by this point.

We are now in an era where the most rebellious guy in rock and roll is apparently Steve Miller.

Yes, all the hip young kids are at Coachella seeing up-and-coming bands like LCD Soundsystem, Kanye West and Guns and fucking Roses. "Dad concert" give me a break.

So I look up the soundtrack on Apple Music and a whopping FOUR OUT OF ELEVEN songs are available. Fuck, I hate computers sometimes. All I wanted to do was listen to the Repo Man soundtrack, and Apple wouldn't let me! Just the soundtrack!

I don't know, they tried that with the Muppets and it kind of sucks.

"Carl's Jr.—Fuck you, I'm eating!"

I thought Dubya came off like an overprivileged asshole playing at being Texan, personally. I don't get this whole "he was charming" thing. Except when he took up painting.

Especially when he was a fucking teetotaler. That's the definition of the low information voter right there—people who want to share a beer with a guy who doesn't drink.

Well, the first time is debatable….

So much looking forward to this album that I'm not reading this whole review until later because spoilers and you can't even spoil an album.

I keep thinking she is supposed to be based on Nico but Nico was already in the show so she is a fictional Nico doppelgänger.

Everyone at McDonalds is South Asian? Where do you live?

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Dad, what does regret mean?

He's Kid Rock, with irony added.

I thought it was going to be that his wife had just passed away, and they ended up having some sort of intensely human interaction before the food was ready, then he would drive off, eat the food, have diarrhea, and never go to McDonalds again.

"Reddit"?

The weird part is, he (they?) was a one-hit wonder before they reached meme status. It's like if T'Pau got internet famous for some reason.

Not trying to be a dick, but why is this guy so famous? Is it the motivational speaking thing? Nostalgia for that bloody nose album? Is he like some kind of mini Pearl Jam thing, where he keeps going and going for a dedicated fan base? Is he really a character played by several different people?

T'Pau

Right? I mean, I've heard gospel music before, and it's fine without Kanye over it. He's a fantastic producer, sampler, etc., but none of those skills show on TLOP. (Which I always want to call TBLOP because I spend too much time on Reddit.)