The whole "flat earth" thing was already taken so he had to go with that instead.

Worst. Superhero. Ever.

The irony of Talking Heads is that they are actually completely sincere.

It's actually a love song to Francis Fukuyama.

I would have put the emphasis on "listen," but I don't know how to do italics in the comments. Italics? Oh, I guess it's HTML tags.

Maybe even more people than actually saw the film!

Misread a semicolon as a colon and thought there was a film called Atlas Shrugged Part III: Look Who’s Talking Now!.

I don't get this guy, though. (Well I guess nobody does, but still.) He comes in acting like he wants strict discipline and action, and then bitches about the hardship? The commanders had a very good point, I thought, about why seemingly superficial rules were important. They saw a bunch of guys letting their guard…

"I have nothing to say and I am saying it."

Ray of Light was more of a comeback though, wasn't it? She was already a very well-known quantity by that point. It's not like it was the kind of big switch-up that defined her career.

Did she really, though? Her image changed a lot, but her music was pretty much straightforward pop most of the time. It's not like she went from glam rock to soul to electronic to whatever. Could you imagine Madonna bashing it out with a top-notch rock band behind her? I don['t think she could even pull it off.

Wait, Susan Powter put her finger in Kanye's butt? Stop the insanity!

Nobody really likes Mick Jagger, do they? Isn't part of the fun of the Stones that the guy is kind of an asshole?

Before she asks "Has anybody seen 'Molly'?" again!

Shoulda held back but you throwed a punch.

For reasons I don't quite understand myself, I don't mind Fallon. From him, it feels like infectious enthusiasm. I couldn't really take Noah, though.

Every time I see Trevor Noah, I expect him to say "Ain't I a stinker?" after every joke.

The guy who invented .gifs jives jifts to his jirlfriend.

And the name of that tiny poop? "Chasing Amy."

"Got anything a little like Duran Duran but not quite so abrasive and avant garde?"