The ironic thing is, it would be a lot cooler to be there to do sketches than to do an interview for Rolling Stone.

It's like the old joke about the student who didn't like Hamlet because it was "full of cliches."

"JB" is Jeff Bale, and "Jel" is Jello Biafra.

They were swingin' on the flippety-flop, wearing their wack slacks and kickers.

Yeah, fuck this, I'm going back to work. I mean, I was all ready to read an Amazon review from 1999 when I had my moment of clarity.

Somebody on Reddit wrote something like, "$10 a month is too much for background noise." These people don't deserve music.

Ten fucking dollars a month and people still complain. Something about online music makes people completely irrational.

The Dead Boys. Pere Ubu. Rocket from the Tombs.

Few bands have done more to shit all over their legacy.

Don't know why that NIN/Bowie tour got so much hate. I would have loved to see it.

Wasn't she supposed to have immigrated from Taiwan? Not ABC.

Instead of "like" you get "innit."

"In fact, if Mike’s new in town and looking for work, he knows some people." The last "he" refers to the vet, not Mike. Otherwise what would the "if" be doing there? The reviewer got it just fine.

I don't watch a lot of TV, so it makes me wonder just what the fuck people are used to watching when they say a show like Breaking Bad or The Wire is "slow."

Not to mention, they were all alive as well.

"Joy Division" refers to Jewish women in Nazi concentration camps forced into sexual slavery.

Hey!

They are in the "good band, stoopid name" category along with Perfect Pussy and Fuck Buttons.

"Sentimental motherfucker just cost us money!"

Gimme my sniglets, motherfuckers!