No, it was the butts.

I was unaware anyone watched MTV in the last 20 years.

Can anyone explain how it is that Daft Punk became this huge deal while other bands from that era like Basement Jaxx are completely ignored?

Scout II.

Love the drums in Icing Sugar.

I remember being pissed off as a teen when Robert Smith started wearing big white basketball shoes all the time, I probably should have shut the fuck up and listened to the music they were putting out.

Somebody, maybe on this site, called KMKMKM a White Album for the 1980s. I think that about hits the mark.

It's a great album, but "enjoy"?

From that same page, the least tempting click bait ever: "Radio Host Doesn't Have Sympathy for Robin Williams; Won't Apologize"

Not to mention, a shakey, low-quality home video.

Fuck that guy. Tell him all of the AV Club commenters are unfriending him now.

Is it just me or does a field trip to the box factory actually sound awesome?

So… ever listen to any Dawes? I haven't, so that's all I got. Anybody?

Good one. I will hand MJ that.

This video is the perfect encapsulation of that: http://www.youtube.com/watc…
James Brown calls MJ up onstage. MJ takes all the momentum out of the show with this kinda bullshit "Oooh baby I love you bit." James calls Prince down. Prince rides on the back of a Santa Claus looking dude. He throws his glove into the…

I wish to continue the discussion of Dawes here in 2014.

You obviously haven't been following the Gene Simmons news on the front page.

Oh, Lobsters, where have you gone? You're missing everything.

I wish to "retire" to "Florida" where I will engage in the fine sport of "golf."

What the fuck did I do?