Do do that, it would have to come back from the Graaaaaaaavy-yard.

He's representative of Yves Klein's artistic construct of the Void. Or unimaginative. Either one.

What…ARE YOU, gimmick poster??

Sounds like we've got a fixer-upper on the market in Cougar Town.

You misspelled 'holes.'

The question isn't if Lisa needs braces, but how the Simpsons family will be able to afford them if the union negotiates a new CBA without the inclusion of a

Legend has it the hawk took that bottle of Jameson and put it right in Stan Marsh's hands. But then he hid it to screw with the continuity.

Tyler Perry for Tyler Perry's Constable Reggie.

Tyler Perry's American McGee's National Lampoon's Self-Referential Exercise IV: Rise of Madea

I'll bet they serve Jameson at Cheers. Someone ought to tell Stan.

Just like the Man, always trying to classify and categorize Lady Gaga. Can't you people see she was born that way? A free bird's gotta fly.

Why is the Fresh Prince on TV Land? Why do children grow old and die? WHO WILL STOP THE WHEEL OF TIME?

I feel like this why people here don't like you.

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend, cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in. And if you do not want to see me again, I would understand. I would understand. I would understand.

Mummies go first.

No, I must have missed all of that, being nine years old at the time. I just thought it was about doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo.

"Fucking James Franco" was actually the working title for James Franco's MFA thesis at the New School.

I'm still waiting for George to whip out that bottle of Jameson again.

Yes, but doesn't their age freeze forever at a fixed point? How old is Renebellaalicerosaliecharliethecopfatheremse when she becomes Jacob's unaging porcelain doll child-bride?

Did you know that Semi-Charmed Life is all about hardcore drug use?