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Is that asshole still around? Does he still make millions of dollars by drawing cartoon dicks in the mouths of female celebrities?

I heard it was Bowie.

The real story is that the New Kids were all butt buddies on their tour bus. They acted like they were into the girls, but then they'd homo out after the show.

Now he has time to get more ugly tattoos.

Looks like a Steyr AUG he's holding.

WON'T YOU PLAY
ANOTHER
SOMEBODY DONE SOMEBODY WRONG SONG

Bateman also loved pornos. I believe three he rented were called Inside Lydia's Ass, Cunt on Cunt, and Lesbian Vibrator Bitches. I think he may have also rented one called She-Male Reformatory.

Available at Melon's Tall & Fat stores.

Body Double, the favorite movie of Patrick Bateman. His favorite part was when the driller killer drills the woman to death on the floor and the drill goes through the ceiling beneath them and blood pours from it.

Is Kevin Smith wearing a hockey jersey with himself on it?

Good call on Patton and Kwai.

It was the fan magazine for Melvin and the Squirrels. Part of the short-lived Rodent Invasion of the 1960s.

6) The Great Escape
7) Schindler's List
8) Der Untergang (Downfall)

Just for that, I'm going to put a hex on you that will work just as well as the one she put on Trump.

FRANKIE SAYS RELAX

"You know what he said about you? He's calling you names! He called you a little piece of chicken."

I gave my love a cherry that had no stone
I gave my love a chicken that had no bone
I gave my love a story that had no end
I gave…

You are so wise…would you like to join my quest?

That was maybe the dumbest quote in the whole thing. She needs to learn to shut up and just sing and look pretty - being a celebrity doesn't make you an expert on everything.

She also did a crazy interview where she said she's trying to use "witchcraft" on Trump.