Sure you're not thinking of Hands Off the Jerky, Turkey?

I wonder whatever happened with Katt. He was on fire in the late '70s with Carrie, Big Wednesday (though that wasn't a big hit) and then his own TV show starting in the early '80s.

Bennett Brauer?

That's pretty good, Beavis. You sound just like that buttknocker.

Jeffrey Dahmer said human flesh tastes like beef.

I don't see anything wrong with Putter Scouts learning about cybersecurity. It's a confusing world out there for Putters and they should learn how to avoid being taking advantage of.

She's very, very clingy, so don't hope to get past Daddy. I usually put her to bed around 9:30 when she's already fast asleep.

Putter is eternally five years old. Her fashion sense is mid-1950s, her manners are of the time period (if you met her, she'd curtsy, which is super adorable) and her taste in entertainment is late-1970s to 1980s. She loves anything Muppet.

I've been meaning to see that film. Is it worth it?

Putter always wears saddle shoes or Mary Janes. She likes to look pretty and so every couple of months we go on a special trip to buy her new dresses and skirts. She has expensive tastes like Burberry or Oililly, so luckily, Daddy has been making decent money lately to fund our excursions.

I'm trying to raise her like an early-20th-century-British girl, so she has impeccable manners and doesn't understand why people dress so slovenly while she wears sundresses and talks with an accent.

I already do, but she's permanently five years old.

This makes me glad that I have shuttered off Putter's experience to 1989. As far as she is concerned, Labyrinth is still a relatively new release on video and Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a rare treat.

You'll play Fresno but not L.A.? Dude…..

They're for my wife.

What if online marketing got to the point where an actress's bra size became a selling point? It'd be a BOOBSTRAVAGANZA! HONK! HONK! LOOKS LIKE THE PEACHES ARE RIPE EARLY THIS YEAR! WAH-OOOOOGA!!

Regardless of any success….

The first term I heard "take a dump", it was Jonathan Winters announcing it in Moon Over Parador.

In all honesty, I didn't know about Boobpedia until two minutes before I posted this.

I know it sounds old-fashioned, but her legs looked pretty good in Thinner, the only movie I've seen her in.