I have a memory, at five years old, of imitating the Chamberlain in the parking lot after the movie.

Jesus…so they're trying to put Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde into a Mummy movie.

Yes, it is. This isn't Chris Cornell's family writing the article, it's a professional journalist.

And only on the West or South Side.

Your a good friend.

When "happily ever after" fails
And we've been poisoned by these fairy tales
The lawyers dwell on small details
Since daddy had to fly

He's just worried that the property value of the surrounding buildings will go down.

I think the bruise would negate any turn-on associated with seeing her ass. I was satisfied seeing her in '40s period costumes.

It's an actress named Renee Coleman that I never saw in anything else. I think I read she got some "degree" in dream interpretation or some other weird shit. The one I'm thinking of got criticized for her thick eyebrows and cheers when they mention Canadians during that stupid "We're the members of the All-American…

The proper word is "hanged," not "hung."

Fun fact: Phil Tippett was the one who came up with the line "Don't you mean you're extinct?" when he saw the computer animation of the dinosaurs.

Howard the Duck had some great makeup by the Burmans.

Falling Down

After reading what you said, I'm not entirely sorry he's dead now.

"A normal heavyweight averages 700 pounds of pressure per square inch. Drago averages 1850 pounds, so the results are quite obvious."

Oooooo….Navy SEALs!

I just keep telling myself, "They're going to think you just have a big family, not that you're going to take those three Value Meals home and eat them yourself."

When we would go on vacation, we'd get the dog a plain hamburger from McDonald's.

"….in the arms….of an angel…."

Back in the '90s, they'd have an ad with a senior citizen kissing his wife goodbye and happily going to work at fucking McDonald's when he's like 75.