A STRANGE BOOK.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS
NOT TO READ IT.
HOW ABOUT A NICE NOVEL ABOUT JEWISH IDENTITY BY MICHAEL CHABON?

He only really owned half the '80s…he had a real slump after The Color Purple.

I preferred Wingreen's voice. You can see him onscreen as the Mayo Clinic doctor in Airplane!

Can't the jerk just use one last name? Even worse is people with a hyphenated first name and then you're supposed to pretend it sounds normal to say "Mark-Paul, we need you on the set," or "Keegan-Michael, your buddy's movie is making a lot of money."

That money will pay for lots of executive lunches, travel, and entertainment.

Is "pupper" some new word for dogs, or just another AV Club spelling error?

Williams is 85, I think.

Howard Stern's books always had erratic fonts, most that were huge. Probably trying to pad the book out.

Harmony Korine is starting to look like Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.

And I think those are her real lips.

Are you a carny? Circus folk?

Have you heard Giacchino's "Medal of Honor" scores? If Williams croaks before the next indy movie comes out, they've got to hire Giacchino.

She doesn't look so vulgar to me…

What a gulli-bull.

I read one or two of Coulter's books. Her favorite term for people she doesn't like is "blubberbutt."

I recall reading about re-use fees and how they had to pay the musicians in increments of 10 or 15 minutes of music (if I remember correctly), which is why a lot of scores only included the essential stuff. Williams also recorded a lot of concert versions of his themes.

They could donate him to that cool body farm in Tennessee and we could check up every few months to see what he looks like.

OHHHHHH…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
WHOOP-DE-DOO, WHOOP-DE-DOO
MAY IT BE A PLEASANT
OPEN UP YOUR PRESENT
JUST FOR YOU, JUST FOR YOU

The only way I can get off is when a chick blows me while I point a loaded gun to her head. Sorry, it just makes me feel like a real man inside.

Richard Schiff?