Wasn't Richard Harris the original king?

I figured the opposite - that married people with kids seek out other dads/moms so they can see a friend while fulfilling a commitment to spending more time with their kids.

NUMBER TWO IS A ONCE-CUTE CHILD STAR WHO IS NOW FAT, UGLY, AND BROKE!

Fairly dull. Had a busy week, so it was nice to not have to be productive for a couple of days. My Idiot Friend came over Friday. The next day he was bitching about how he wished he didn't have to leave but the methadone clinic closed at 11.

What if we just find her pretty? Like we'd love to take her out for dinner and then take a walk afterwards and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her before bringing her home safely?

SHE'S NO GREAT PIECE OF ASS!

As I stand in the shower
Singing opera and such
Pondering the possibility that I
Pull the pud too much
There's a scent that fills the air
Is it flatus? Just a touch.
And it makes me think of yooouuuu……

Is this going to be one of those jerky shows that I have to pay extra for streaming, like that one with Winona Ryder or the one based on Wet Hot American Summer? Because this sounds like a good show.

He's been using Brand X!

I got Camelot from the library last month because I love the Bob Peak poster and wanted to like it enough to buy one, but it's as lame as when I was in seventh grade and we watched it.

I liked the one about Ernest Goes to Jail, where one of the commenters says they find the evil Ernest lookalike kind of sexy.

I was an actor in college and due to my height and size, I was almost always cast as villains, usually henchmen, and every time I ripped off Banks's surly, unimpressed-by-everything performance from Beverly Hills Cop.

Look, Dad…I'm not the Wart's [GULP!] keeper!

Popper has some sort of certification from Hohner as a harmonica expert.

'33 Kong, '76 Kong, or '05 Kong?

That's probably why I never gave Dave Matthews a chance..the minute that harmonica began on "What Would You Say."

It was kind of a pain to find the long version of "Hurricane."

I just use YouTube now.

I read farther down and realized you meant the JCVD movie. Sudden Impact wasn't that great either.

First, I offered to help you. Then you refused to take our money. Then I said, "I guess you're really up Shit Creek."