Paul Simon looks like an utter midget next to Chase in that video.

First you stick a rag, put it in the bag, bump-bump
Then you bend your back, put it in the sack, bump-bump
That's the way it's done, it's a lot of fun, bump-bump
Cuttin' capers, puttin' papers in the bag

Sam Stone here.

I wouldn't mind watching the AV Club live talk with Annabelle Gurwitch going on right now, but there's no way I'm signing up for Facebook for it.

He said he's sorry!

So they finally remade everything and now all that's left to reboot is Ishtar.

Hey, everyone! Let's watch a TV show about how great it is to read books! Afterwards, though, we have to sit and watch an exercise show…I gotta get in shape.

Is this the Vomit Comet that they used for the weightless scenes in Apollo 13?

I think they got Tom Hanks to do a cameo as the older version of the main character like a year before Hanks went from light comedy guy to superstar.

"Florence Nightingale Syndrome! It happens in hospitals when nurses fall in love with their patients!"

I understand the humor of Squints shamelessly pretending to drown so he can kiss her, but a 17-year-old girl who is charmed by a 10-year-old boy finding a weaselly way to steal a kiss? I can buy that she understands he's a kid and it is kind of funny, but that that would be the spark for a long-term relationship?

I thought that whole bit where Squints married Wendy Peffercorn and had like eight kids was stupid and tasteless.

He hit me….and it felt like a kiss….

The other day I found myself thinking, Why were you so nuts about baseball cards when you were 10 years old? You'd never watched a whole baseball game on TV before. You didn't pay attention to the scores or team rankings. You picked your favorite player [Roger Clemens] just because it was different from the other kids…

Lest we not forget that this guy also wrote (and got paid a lot for) Radio Flyer, a movie where kids escape child abuse by flying away in a wagon.

As I stand in the shower
Singing opera and such
Pondering the possibility that I
Pull the pud too much
There's a scent that fills the air
Is it flatus? Just a touch.
And it makes me think of youuuu…

No problem. It turned out pretty good. It should make about four servings.

"Aaaaaahhh! He broke my fuckin' nose! I don't wanna play this game no more! He did that on purpose!"

Posted the recipe. I have a cookbook that's all Asian slow cooker recipes

2 tbsp canola oil
1 1/2 lbs ground pork
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 tbsp ginger root, minced
2 tbsp curry powder
1 tsp ground turmeric
2 jalapeno peppers, minced
1 can coconut milk
2 bay leaves
1 cup frozen green peas, thawed
2 tbsp lime juice
1 cup uncooked jasmine rice