At first I read this headline as "Shatner will outlive us all."  Which is also true, as long as he can avoid nasty turkey grease fires.

Victoria Jackson is nuttier than my childhood droppings the day after Halloween.*

Yeah, and fuck Aretha Franklin, that bitch is hard to look at!

Fuck that, Space Jam is awesome.  Just saw a midnight showing, the all-college-age crowd was more into it than any other midnight movie I've ever been to.

Great story brah!

Is that sarcastic?  Because he really did suck.

Waah, waah.  You think it's hard being a classic rock geek?  Try being a classical music nerd.  Imagine how hard it is to find people who I can discuss the symphonies of Spohr or the chamber music of Eisler with.  Unless you want to tell me that the culture as a whole is widely interested in the motets of Kridel or…

Wintertime Love is like my 3rd-favorite Doors song.

Both of my parents are dead. *sadnessburn*

I have nothing funny to say, and I am saying it.

Man, Todd, that first sentence is really… well, let's just say most English teachers wouldn't let you get away with a line that awkward.

Whoa… for a minute I read that as "sperm javelin".

No, graphic novella is a useful term, just as "novella" is a useful term to distinguish a 14-page story from a 98-page story from a 236-page story.

So where can I see this show if I don't have cable (just Netflix and Hulu)?  And I don't want to pay the outrageous iTunes prices?

I'm just gonna go on a limb… DUCK TALES anyone?

Yeah, it holds up better than most old sitcoms.  It's good!

I would simply like to share, without comment and for your edification, the first few lines of the Flaunt article:

He's an ingrown hair on the inside of a foreskin.

You're kidding, right.  I'm so certain of this I'm not even ending that last sentence with a question mark.

Anton Webern, a-duh!