Not semen, c min.

For God so loved the world that he gave his only remaining Baby Ruth, that whosoever eateth too much candy shall not have a tummyache, but have everlasting yumminess.

Cool.

Fat Seth Rogen can play young Steve Jobs, Skinny Seth Rogen can play recent Steve Jobs.

Could someone explain what "the studio will pay $1 million against $3 million to buy it " means?

I enjoy the rundowns, but how is it that such a huge number are "best" and such a small number are "rest"?

I don't really get this.  Is this, like, sexual or something?

I've listened to every Beatles album except With the Beatles, Rubber Soul, and Abbey Road.

So, the Black Eyed Peas singing Morton Feldman's String Quartet No. 2?  hmm…

You sound like my brother.  I suspect he'll be dead soon.

"Birdhouse in Your Soul" - don't forget about They Might Be Giants name dropping the Longines Symphonette.

The guy's a scumbag.  Less than 100% of people who watch football are scumbags.  Therefore, not a good match.

They should get a hipper act, someone much more in touch with today's audiences, and relevant to the current music industry.  Like Paul McCartney, or 16th-century madrigalist Carlo Gesualdo.

The new Futurama is good. 

No, he's a great character, although I kind of would like the even more intense Spader from the end of last season to return

Music for people who are afraid of music?  Most musicians and music students I know both enjoy and respect Yankovic a great deal.  I've spent the last ten years of my life basically doing nothing but seriously studying music, and I continue to enjoy "Weird Al" Yankovic as much as I did when I was a kid.  His music is…

I've seen Al live several times in the last twenty years, and I have to say the concerts are always a lot of fun - he finds good ways to fill the down time, and the costume changes are great fun.  He is always gracious to the audience and I'm looking forward to seeing him here in CA in a couple of months.

As for the app, it is super-convenient and the selection is quite good and growing fast.  But, if yours works anything like mine, you'll have to endure not infrequent crashes (which are an annoyance but not crippling to its functionality).

Sure, I will be happy to.  I have enjoyed lurking, reading these reviews, and checking out what everyone else thinks.  Thanks for the feedback.

I just wanted to chime in.  I think I'm pretty much the target (or at least A target) for this relaunch - I only read comics a very little bit as a kid (probably only about 20 issues in the first 20 years of my life), but now, in my late 20's, I've found that I'm interested in checking out the world of comics more…