This fall on HBO, Glee meets…uh…Six Feet Under in Alan Ball's new show "Poking Stuff".(Logo is drawing of a dead raccon with a top hat) A confused 14 year old gets into a school fight after a classmate takes his DVD of "Longtime Companion" Sentenced to community service he is teamed up with Tom, an agoraphobic…

I witnessed a press conference earlier this year where the DOT said they were building a $40,000,000 streetcar and high speed rail bridge in a city where neither exist or are likely to in the next 15 years. There were already existing bridges to do both on the location. When discussing the 300 jobs created by this…

I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket!

Pearl Jam Presents…"Re-Alive Live!"
If you haven't gotten enough live Pearl Jam in the last 12 years…get ready to listen to Eddie sing and banter along with himself a 2000 performance in Los Angeles.

Also, I have always wanted to see Josh Acid.

Give UP
This is your life now.

Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablowee?
The literary world is abuzz.

I though they would show Mrs. Cosgrove in a jedi silhouette like the real Mrs. Draper. Don looks over and sees her smiling serenely and pointing toward the phone.

Next Time On NCC
Death Wish 3 is on AMC right now. It is hilarious.

So what?
The same thing happened to Garrison Kellor when he told a bawdy joke about female gym teachers at Lillith Fair '98.

I bet "Solider of Fortune" magazine will give it a good review. I wonder if they disagree on the best way to kill pirates though. Judging from the trailer there is:

It's the Entourage summer spinoff showcase!
"South of the Border" In this gritty drama from the creators of "The Wire" Turtle is tricked into the Mexican sex trade by the girl with sharp nipples. Can he escape from the brothel where he's used as a plaything for business men? This summer, welcome to hooker hell.

I just came here to find out how to get away!

I broke that birdbath for you
'cause I knew how much you hated it 'cause we're the same. I hate that fuckin' thing too… A stork wrapped around a tree branch, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen before.

The training of these poor actors— weigh those words — the training of these poor actors to turn them into fighting machines is simply barbaric — barbaric.

Did anyone else see the time they got bumped for "Real Sex" and HBO made them do a promo to explain the switch. David waved and said "Have a good masturbate!"

32? Out of what, 20?

Stop Deleting Me Asshole
Why is the first link

Compton, could you tell me what to like? You're so cool….I wish I could know the things you know and be cool like you.

It's like daddy hit mommy and we're all sitting here at the kitchen table waiting for someone to speak.