Does Larry still have final cut?

That's it. I'm going.

Why Ed, if you weren't my friend….I don't think that I could bear it.

I think it's fucked
As a former projectionist, this just makes me feel sad. I worked the summer of 98 to 2000 and there is just something about seeing a crazy movie on a small town theater. I scheduled American Psycho on a screen in a county of 10,000 people and 1,400 college students. No one showed up, but we had a…

"I grew up underneath a power line. That deformity and my squeaky voice make me the go to man for sexy Hollywood roles."

If this is anyome but Steve Allen, you're stealin' my bit.

We've discussed it before, but supposedly he's 6'4 and has a national championship ring as a backup in football.

Is there an expression for being hammered while enjoying this show then watching it again the next day right before The Soup and catching what you missed. Cause I'm there.

Flatliners (1990) "Randy Steckle"

Jean Claude?
They've got an offer of $210,000 for the sequel. I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response, baby. I'm still talking to Paramount about that retard fighter script.

and
I felt like Tom Berenger in "Major Leauge 2" when he was watching "Black Hammer, White Lightning" My mouth opened and I pointed at the screen, wondering what the hell was going on.

Da chicken
On the independent spirit awards, I think I saw a clip where she grabbed a bucket of chicken and run furiously. That is wrong in so many ways.

I'm stayin
I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.

Other games should do this:

Fight The Power
" In June they wheeled in the VCR for a showing of 'The Goonies' but I was in solitary for pasting a picture of the Sherilyn Fenn on my Lisa Frank "Life Skills" group workbook. My time in the hole resulted in a lifelong fear of elevators. They're never gonna put me in a cage again."

If the casting is as crazy as "Machete" this takes care of itself:

Looking at her weird pouch was like watching Homer running on that treadmill. It's hypnotic.

The Real List
Tasha Robinson: "In The Company Of Men" It taught me that women are dumb bitches.

If ya got white (boy)friends!
They'll be clapping like this, ya'll!

That's a guy!
You don't wanna lie forever!
He's probably got a duck taped weiner!
His Adams apple looks like a lime
That's….A…..Guy!