Bill Paxton Pinball!

Dalton,

I always liked to pretend that the papers Dillon was excited about finding were his first novel, which was stolen by Sandistas while he was on vacation. It's the story of an erotic adventures of a airline pilot who finds love and excitement after discovering a treasure map.

Herbie Fully Loaded (2005) "Trip Murphy"

Get to da choppa!

To Steve's children, I want to say "Wern't nothing strange 'bout your daddy!"

Where is THE SOUP!

Hoff,

I really hope
that Harry Knowles never dies. I'm afraid of what you would do to yourself. After your legendary hang out with the Drive By Truckers, what what you have to live for? A long nap in the garage with the car running could mean the difference between us having to read another SXSW write up. As much as I…

No he's not. He didn't try that shit at at a "Loser leaves town" cage match like Sacha Coen did in Ft. Smith.

I hope if someone radioed in for dispatch to "Send more paramedics" the irony wasn't lost on them.

I can guess what the director's commentary will sound like:

Why can all of his books double as porno titles?

It looks like he's a funeral director who lives in his parent's attic organizing a stuffed rodent mass wedding.

Looking at that picture, I feel like he's going to try to wash my monitor.

But it's me, Moe! With a lolly!

Liquid LSD. Amy Winehouse's "England's Rose Wine". The tears of Sam Elliot.

I can think of a few ideas:

Microwave transmissions. He probably used to be in the military.

Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk.