Marylin Chamber's 'Bikini Bistro' (1996)—"Health Inspector Chote"

How much Wah Wah pedal did they use?
A lot, or a little? I'm betting little, cause they're classy.

Maybe
They're saving the reveal for a "HIMYM" movie.

The Wrestler?
I just don't want you to hate me…

I was crazy to think anyone would want naked pictures of Whoopi Goldberg.

"What did you think when the Disney Channel subjected a whole generation of children to a 'Clockwork Orange' style loop film with Chip N' Dale set to one of your songs"

I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?!

I'm glad Holmes beat him like a bitch. Everyone falls over their self to talk about how great he is, after a while it got to be annoying. He's a boxer who didn't want to do USO shows in Vietnam.

I was picking up a dead woman out of a car crash when I noticed her index finger was pointing at the fifth verson of the first chapter of Jeremiah. It said "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee."

Schindler's Shit List

Didn't Joel win a College National Championship on Washington's team? He was the backup tight end in '91.

Upcoming Adaptions
Speaking of stories of loss, here are some works begging for this kind of film-

Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans star as a seedy detective and a disgraced quarterback, teaming to dodge ambushes, fire off one-liners and bust chops.

In "Mac and Charlie Die" Parts 1 and 2, they tell a parole board that Mac's dad threatened to "Rape Charlie so hard so hard the room will stink." They fake their death by shooting Dee's car in the gas tank and throwing a hand grenade in it. "It'll blow you to safety!"

Look Big Daddy, it's regular daddy!

"FAME"
2nd Draft

Spinoffs Part 3
"Vince's Place" When a drunken racial slur puts Vince in the hot seat, he opens his own after school center for troubled black youth.

Hidden Features
- A "Winners don't use drugs" splash screen.

Spin offs 3:

Spinoffs part 2