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Next project
The only thing I want Frank Miller to do is to do an animated version of The Dark Knight Returns……….he is supposed to be working on a direct to dvd version of Batman Year One…in the next year.

better things to do
Leave the terrorist hunting to Nick Fury or the Punisher. After the next Nolan Bat Flick they should let The Bat rest for a while.

thanks
I liked that Spielsberg in his own way did a small tribute to the Marx bros when he produced, "Animanics" back in the early 90's…it was in the same spirit….racey dialouge without so much reliance on gross out comedy which is soo much en vouge….the sub cartoons weren't that great, but some of the stuff was

Opera
How we getta to America is a great story….but I no tella that

I had a anthology book "Sherlock Holmes in Orbit". One of the stories had Watson discover that Sherlock and Prof M. were one in the same. Made sense…nobody ever saw Moriarty except Sherlock…it predated Fight Club dual personality twist by several years.

Damn You Trebeck!
Loved him as Indy's dad and in The Untouchables. Now all think of is the SNL parodies…………"This isn't over Trebeck….the day will be mine!

Welcome to the RRRAAHHK
I thought it couldn't get any wierder than speaking ebonics in Finding Forrest…I was wrong. It blows my mind that he passed up Lord of the Rings and Attack of the Clones for "League ". He did pass up being Spock's brother in Star Trek Five…a very wise move. What's up next…maybe a buddy cop

Memphis
I worked as a cop in Memphis………it's like East St Louis with Graceland in the middle of it…an urban hell hole with the most bend/racist people I ever met. The cops there make "The Shield" police look like Joe Friday.

Improvements
One word….STERIODS………I would have Michael Cera start off at the start of the movie , begin juicing, then look like Schwartznegger by the end ( sorry can't spell that name). I would also have one player constantly f—-king celebs…just like A-Rod…lots of cameos by all the usual Hollywood sluts….Make the

So sad
I was hoping for a Tombstone/Dark Knight hybrid…..not gonna happen…too bad that it kills the chances of the character ever getting another good adaptation and for future westerns in general….

Tyler guest spots
Did anybody else hate Tyler Perry's cameo in Star Trek……..we can't escape this guy 2000 years in the future for god's sake…N+gg+r please

The only good part
My wife watched one episode, I watched Joely Fishers boobs…

I have the full set, you can find them sometimes on ebay, or very extremely over priced hardbound collections….I would suggest you buy one of the seperate books to see if you like them. I liked them, they ape the style rather well, but they are set in the 1920's-and they use phone, cars, ect. They are Sherlock-light,

Conan Doyle's Lack of Continuity…..
ACD wrote the storeis in a hurry and never proofed them…as a result, there are many mini mysteries in the canon….like Watson's moblie war wounds…..in some stories it was in his arm/shoulder…in others it as in one of his legs…some say he was shot in all. Prof Moriarty was never

Real Sherlock
I loved the book "The Real Life of Sherlock Holmes" by Peter Costello, which explored Conan Doyles life and influences on how he created The Great Dectective, but it goes into many cases that Conan Doyle investigated ala Murder She Wrote in which he played detective. A great story is of how he visited a

This has been a Quinn-Martin production……..
Best use of serialization….The Fugitive, both in stand alone eps and ones that forwarded his search for the one armed man…I loved the early black and white ones…very film noir…Jansen looked truly haunted

I discovered Ian McShane when he did a series for BBC called Lovejoy…he plays a lovable con man/art thief

security
Security is always the first concern at Neverland Ranch….all kids are strip searched. I hope you get to take Prescription Power Pills so you can chase the ghosts.

Super sucks
I had high hopes for Superman Returns….but God it sucked, recycled lines, plot points. Did anybody notice that he Never Lays a Hand on Any Bad Guys??? WTF…..I didn't want to see dismemberment, but when I get shot in the eye at point blank range, at least George Reeves got to take the gun away and wrap it

Best line in script
A Mr Limpet remake would give him the chance to utter the dirtiest running joke in a Disney movie……every time his girl friend fish wants to spawn, he can decline,stating "I can't eat you….you smell like tuna"