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Any time you can be in a movie version of a 3rd tier side scrolling video game you have to do it, right?

Any time you can be in a movie version of a 3rd tier side scrolling video game you have to do it, right?

Unless you shoot one in the garden, that is.

Unless you shoot one in the garden, that is.

SPOILER ALERT FOR THOSE WHO LOVE ARTIE: Artie kills and eats Tony Soprano.

SPOILER ALERT FOR THOSE WHO LOVE ARTIE: Artie kills and eats Tony Soprano.

Simple: cut Vito. Keep the rest. He wasn't an interesting character to begin with, so who gives a shit?

Simple: cut Vito. Keep the rest. He wasn't an interesting character to begin with, so who gives a shit?

A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!

A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!

"Hey guys, nice seeing you here at this gay bar. Do you mind both coming outside with me and closing your eyes? It should only be a few seconds."

Regardless of which is better, Don's the boss. Isn't it worth keeping the boss engaged?

Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter

Apparently they don't have the rights to the Beatles.

The Subway brand is all about making sandwiches as cheaply as possible. They are terrible.

I'm going to assume you mean that tons of kids everywhere do this, not just kids in the hood.

I think she's naked.  Am I right?

Because they don't believe in a fair and impartial justice system?

And, of course, such a TERRIBLE band…