Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Someday I Suppose.  That is all.

UHF was really underrated, wasn't it?  Man, Spatula City?  That's some funny shit.

Wait - John Lydon is cashing in by making one more record that nobody asked for and which will somehow sell 500,000 units?  Who's next, the Rolling Stones?

Is that like when there's a stain on the hotel room comforter and it looks like Jesus?  Do I need to call the Pope next time?

I want to see where ICP shake out before I hop on board the Santorum train.

It kind of plays up, uh, the weaker parts of the two artists.  As in, it loses Robyn's off-kilter intensity and replaces it with OOOOOHHHaaaaAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!  I'd actually be curious to hear a mashup that put, say, "Call Your Girlfriend" over "I Wanna Dance With Somebody".

I have to say that I'm disappointed, but only because I misread this as "Ralph Macchio." 

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I was shaken down at a picnic in Prospect Park by three geese.  "Hell of a nice picnic you got here.  Would be a shame if something were to happen to it."

They make the kids shoot the horses in the face.  The country's a rough place.

"Wow, SJP, you're so ugly.  Seriously, you look like a horse."  BURNED.

How I Met Your Mother, Who You're Driving to an Early Grave.

I think they cut away right before he gave the camera the finger.

I always took the line to mean "she's actually fourteen, but seventeen is legal in my state."

Two bucks says this never happened and it's a ploy to bring attention to this band who, I'll note, nobody has ever heard of.

They'll wait until you least expect it, and then spray it down the back of your neck.  Wait, did I say that?

Come on, chicks, can't you take a joke?  Seriously, men have got Larry the Cable Guy.  You dumb broads just can't get that authentic.

Um, Mary Poppins?  Is this thing on?

They are nearly always wrong.  It's because they suck.  Please see the trailer above.  Also, Dances With Wolves.

"RACISM = BAD GIMMEE MY AWARD KTHXBYE"