How about Jon Lovitz?  THAT I would watch. 

Shouldn't this whole thread be marked, like, SPOILER ALERT?  I mean, Jesus, now I basically know exactly what happened in the entire Star Trek universe.  Except for the wizards.

I do.  But I meant it unironically.  Does that make it ok?

cool story bro.

Try googling "Dave Grohl Nazi Jewess."  1.5 million results.  Not sure what that means about society.

Never heard of GBV = have never played a show in Chicago.  Sorry kid.

Dude, I dare you to step up in front of your first show and say that GBV sucks.  Good luck with that.

Very nice points.  And I like the way, too, that certain could-be-enemies get snuffed out (Feech) or turned into jokes (little Carmine), just to show that not everybody can be a real tough guy in this universe. 

Not sure if serious but if so please see http://www.youtube.com/watc… it will change your life

If you didn't already know that then WHY ARE YOU HERE

I'm pretty sure Bob Pollard would break a beer bottle over your head for saying that.

So when does Krist Novoselic get a bio?  Isn't he a nice guy?  Kind of crunchy, but seems like he'd be happy to sit in on your investor presentation and give you notes.

ROIT, WE BUWNED THE WHOLE BLOODY FOWEST DEN, DINT WE?

Now how will I get my hovel turned into a McMansion?

I think something has to actually be interesting to get an F.  Like a car crash, but still, worth seeing just so you can look at failure and recognize it for what it is.  It's a staggering accomplishment in its own right.

I can't wait for the unrated version.

No joke, I got a lap dance from a stripper who claimed that kid (now grown) was her boyfriend.  Too weird not to be true, right?

"Please, Mr. Hammer, do us the modest favor of not hurting them, if you could be so kind?"

Perry is Nazi-esque. Gingrich is more like a weird angry uncle.

Sounds like you got a lot of play in junior high, huh?