The secret to Apples to Apples is 1) Don't keep score and 2) Pick the answers according to who will get the maddest.  Basically, troll for apples. 

You have no frame of reference!

Misunderstood genius.  They loved it in France.

Ironic that Cary Elwes is funny and charming, as you'd expect from Robin Hood, whereas Kevin Costner, er, isn't.

I need to dig up each of these episodes on YouTube and get the "context."

Goddamit.  Guess I'm not getting any work done today.

No evidence, he just seems like one.

He also appeared in real life, as a criminal douche.

Sucking dick in the parking lot?

SPOILERS
Nobody thinks Betty is sympathetic.  You're confusing sympathetic with damaged.  She picked Don for a reason. 

*Eyeballs bugging* OH NO!  YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT IN HERE!  OH MY GOOOOOOODDDNEEESSSS!!!!!

Do I recall correctly that she won some contest to be a Sopranos actor, but was not a professional?  I seem to remember that on NY1 way back in the day.

That's how they kept warm.  Stewing in their own shit.

Imagine Batman has a mangina. 

The version I saw was definitely XXX.

Schneiders?

He'll always be Matthew McConaughey to me.

If a bunch of white kids from Schenectady showed up at his house?

Jon Leguizamo in anything.

They were ordinary North Koreans.