Late Pacino is a hell of a lot better than late DeNiro.  The Devil's Advocate >>> Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Interesting how even in the quasi-racist world of a black Gilligan's island remake, the "fly honeys" don't get names.  Sheeeit.  How about Kerry Washington as Ginger and Pam Grier as Mary Anne?

Sil and Adrianna made love in the woods and then she moved to California.  What's ambiguous about that?

What's a Nubian?

? I love Punch Drunk Love.  The lack of talent is part of the charm. Are you thinking of something else?  Maybe The Shining? She can't sing in that either - that doesn't mean it's not a great movie.

I love the way that they can't sing for shit.  Especially Shelly Duvall.

In all seriousness, this is very sad.  Not quite the picker-upper I expect from the AV Club.

Samuel L. Jackson is supposedly the biggest grossing actor of all time.

And MF DOOM please.

But isn't Eddie Murphy the whitest man in America at this point? 

Tales from the Crypt, anybody?  Or how about Dream On?  Or, to complete the masturbatory trifecta, Real Sex?

Deservedly so.

Too bad watching them fight is SO FUCKING BORING I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.  Seriously, can't one of you just take a risk for once?  It's an eternal parade of jabs and defense, waiting for the opponent to make a mistake.

Wait, am I really this high?

No jail can hold Big Boi!

Thom Yorke and Flea.  That's what the world needs - droning, punctuated by slap bass.

"Want to buy some lemonade?"
"I dunno, is it made of real lemons?"
"…"
"Want to buy some girl scout cookies?"
"Are they made from real girl scouts?"

Ooh, I know, let's post this in every conversation from now until the end of time!  It just gets better!

IT'S HOT!  DAMN HOT!

To be clear - Brando was plenty handsome.  The handsomeness of the one is not mutually exclusive with that of the other.  The point being that had James Dean simply ripped off Marlon Brando, and not been handsome, he'd just be Eli Wallach.